Minor Injury Meme You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.
Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
Burns. Location, location, location.
Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
Other. I'm not a doctor.
HOW'D IT HAPPEN
Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
Other. It's probably still your own fault.
WHERE'D IT HAPPEN
Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
School/Work. Excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
The Instant Messaging Meme Post for your character. And use a different fonts colors for your username!
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Under the Influence Whether it's alcohol or just delirium from sleeplessness, you're out of sorts. What better time to talk to people?
Rant Something completely pissed you off today. Open up your messenger and vent about it to a friend!
Confession Have something to say to someone but can't quite work up the courage to tell them face-to-face? This is your prompt.
Secret Some secrets are easier to type than speak out loud. Maybe you just typed it in the IM window and sent it accidentally, or maybe you've finally worked up the nerve to tell someone something that you've kept to yourself for too long. Either way, there's no time like the present!
BEST. IDEA. EVER. Whether it was a genuine EUREKA! moment or the product of too much sugar/alcohol/caffeine/what-have-you, you're convinced you just had the GREATEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. Time to share your brilliance with those on your friends list!
Long-distance Relationship You've been away from the one you love for much too long for your liking. Find them online and lament your situation and/or plan your next meeting! This can also be used as the token smut option.
Argument Did someone do something so unbelievable that you can't wait until you see them in person to let them have it? Here's your chance!
Gossip Did you see what Alice was wearing yesterday? Those shoes with that top? What about who Danny brought to the party? Oh, and did you hear the rumor about that girl from the thing? Talk about it all in the relative privacy of your IM window.
I LOLed and Thought of You You just found something hilarious that reminded you of a particular person. Share and laugh until morning about something only the two of you get.
Free space Do whatever you want, man! It's a free chat service!